Monthly Archives: December 2005
On the lighter side…I replaced “ATTORNEY” with “PAM ATTORNEY” (Professional Anti-Mormon who happens to be a lawyer).
PAM ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
PAM ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
PAM ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
PAM ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
PAM ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
PAM ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and be a practicing Professional anti-Mormon (PAM).
Modified and adapted from a book called “Disorder in the Courts of America,” and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.